Two men sit on a bench in Union Square. They're both wearing green jumpsuits, they are both drinking coffee from paper cups, one is smoking a cigarette and they are talking in deep voices.
"so, lou, let me get this right," one says, "i'm not environmentally concious unless i wipe my ass with a plastic bag, then wash the bag, and use it to pack my lunch. that's fucked up, lou. that's real fucked up."
"well, i mean, you use soap and everything. you don't just rinse the shit off the bag," the other says, somewhat apologetically.
"wow," the first says. "and i used to consider myself environmentally concious. wow, lou. you just blew my mind into a million little pieces."
they finish their coffee, stand, and walk away.
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